{"product_id":"dont-fry-your-ass-sunscreen-stick","title":"Don't Fry Your Ass Sunscreen Stick.","description":"\u003ch4 data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"179\"\u003e🔥 SUNBURN IS BULLSHIT. FIGHT BACK.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"424\" class=\"\"\u003eThat tight, crispy, why-the-fuck-did-I-do-this-again feeling? Yeah, hard pass. This is your official notice: you don’t have to roast your ass to enjoy the sun. Grab a stick. Save your skin. Stop the sunburn spiral before it fucks up your week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"472\"\u003e💥 MEET YOUR BADASS MINERAL SUNBLOCK STICK\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"794\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"496\"\u003eDon’t Fry Your Ass\u003c\/strong\u003e is the compact-as-fuck, solid sunscreen stick that smells like vanilla-chamomile joy and slides on like a whole lotta smooth-ass butter. We loaded it with \u003cstrong data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"672\"\u003enon-nano zinc oxide\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"697\"\u003etitanium dioxide\u003c\/strong\u003e, so it actually works—not like that weak-ass chemical crap pretending to care about your dermis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e🌿 LIGHT-DUTY COVERAGE. ZERO FAKE SHIT.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"1023\" class=\"\"\u003eThis SPF 6–11 stick is your ride-or-die for daily sun exposure—not your excuse to fry at the beach all goddamn day. But for errands, dog walks, and surprise patio drinks? Hell yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1040\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1040\" class=\"\"\u003e100% natural\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1061\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1061\" class=\"\"\u003eNo preservatives\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1083\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1083\" class=\"\"\u003eNo animal testing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1108\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1108\" class=\"\"\u003eNo synthetic fuckery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1204\" class=\"\"\u003eMoisturizing. Portable. Plastic-free. And ready to slap some sense into your skincare routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1204\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1204\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item comes to us from a trusted associate in the field and ships directly from their location. Same weird standards, separate package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badgerface Beauty Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45917053321404,"sku":"LB__dont_fry","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1265\/9132\/files\/Natural_sunscreen_stick.webp?v=1771513204","url":"https:\/\/wildermothoutfitters.com\/products\/dont-fry-your-ass-sunscreen-stick","provider":"Wildermoth Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}